I was trolled upon and had to open six to seven boxes just to get some iTunes money.

I profited $120 for becoming legal.

I got some sushi.

I’ve received some lovely cat stickers, a tiara, princess balloons, a mood ring.

I got free ice cream.

I cried in choir.
And at lunch.
And during dinner.
And after dinner.
And a lot.

But, I also got my tongue and belly pierced. (: