January 2012
96 posts
wiff my boyfriend, drinking wine and yelling HAPPY NEW YEAR !! welcome 2012. <3
December 2011
110 posts
Partying on New Year's Eve?
brittany-carel:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Mom: can you clean your room ? Me: all the stuff belongs to your baby. Mom: so put it away ? Me: I don’t understand why you make me clean up after her. Mom: I clean up after you. *thinking* YES, YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME, YOU MADE THE COMMITMENT TO CLEAN UP AFTER ME AND THIS CHILD TOO. goddamn.
My boyfriend brushed my hair today,
I’m in love.
I surrender to my future.
lawl, one of Blink-182's albums genre says...
“If I had to pick between an insanely fat woman and a very nice looking man, I’d take the man. I like a nice looking man over that woman- absolutely.”
Good to know Dad. (:
On the phone...
Me: I’ll call you right back, I’m in the restroom.
Him: awwhh, you don’t want to talk to me while your on the potty ?
Me: no, no I don’t.
Him: awwhhhhh, I wanna talk to you while your on the potty, cmon.
The reasons I love him.
