February 2012
50 posts
Today I got a job.
I make sammiches.
#inmyrightfulplace
Nothing gets me out of the mood faster than you being fifteen minutes late for our early morning shag.
I love it when my heartbeat is so strong I can see my chest move with its thumps.
That awkward moment you realize none of your really good friends are blonde.
Saturday nights, why you so good to me ?
My phone literally has a 1% battery right now.
I love you all, Goodmorning America !
#imtoohornyforthis
I NEED TO STOP FUCKING MISSING YOU.
I’m dead.
So far for my birthday:
I was trolled upon and had to open six to seven boxes just to get some iTunes money.
I profited $120 for becoming legal.
I got some sushi.
I’ve received some lovely cat stickers, a tiara, princess balloons, a mood ring.
I got free ice cream.
I cried in choir.
And at lunch.
And during dinner.
And after dinner.
And a lot.
But, I also got my tongue and belly pierced. (:
